Not tagged, just bored. Now you don't have to tag me; I've done all the work for you.

001. Real name? Jason. That's all you need to know.
002. Nickname(s)? Jay, Jaydog, Jaymutt, Mutt.
003. Zodiac sign? Aries
004. Male or female? If you couldn't figure that out by now...
005. Elementary? Bollinger Canyon Elementary.
006. Middle School? Iron Horse Middle.
007. High School? California High.
008. Hair color? Brown.
009. Long or short? Moderate. I get it cut when it reaches about 5 inches.
010. Loud or Quiet? Depends on my mood. Most of the time I'm quiet.
011. Sweats or Jeans? Neither. Cargo pants are the shit.
012. Phone or Camera? Camera! 83
013. Health freak? Everything in moderation, bub.
014. Drink or Smoke? No.
016. Eat or Drink? Both.
017. Piercings? Stepped on an earring once. Not fun.
018. Tattoos? No.

HAVE YOU EVER?
019. Been in an airplane? Lots of times. Boring. Very boring.
020. Been in a car accident? A few fender benders. Always on the receiving end and never my fault.
021. Been in a fist fight? I got punched once but didn't fight back so that probably doesn't count.

FIRSTS:
022. First piercing? Foot, or perhaps when I fell onto a Nordic Trac and cut my head open.
023. First best friend? A kid whose name now escapes me, whom I knew in preschool.
025. First award? I got a finalist ribbon in an art contest in elementary school.
026. First crush? I used to love stomping soda cans.
028. First big vacation? North Dakota or Montana or someplace boring. We went to Yellowstone once and I don't really remember it.

LASTS:
029. Last person you talked to? My mom, unless my dog counts.
030. Last person you texted? I uploaded some phone pictures to Photobucket.
031. Last person you watched a movie with? Good question. It's been a while.
032. Last food you ate? Costco cheese pizza.
033. Last movie you watched? See #31.
034. Last song you listened to? "Marvel Poppins", a parody of "Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious" by The Great Luke Ski and Carrie Dahlby. It spoofs Disney's recent acquiring of Marvel Comics. Listen to it here.
035. Last thing you bought? A Mexican pizza, two tacos and a large Sierra Mist from Taco Bell. Last durable goods item I bought was a 1:24 scale Motor Max brand Ford F-650 SuperCrewzer truck model on eBay, a gift for my friend .
036. Last person you hugged? My doggy. ^w^

FAVES:
037. Food? Fried rice. Macaroni and cheese. NOT together. I tried that once and it was horrible.
038. Drinks? Sierra Mist or orange soda.
039. Clothing? Olive cargo pants, a T-shirt of some kind.
040. Book? Dirk Pitt adventure novels by Clive Cussler
041. Music? Whatever strikes my fancy.
042. Flower? Pretty ones.
043. Colors? Blue. And yet I vote Republican...
044. Movies? Movies with caaaaaaars owo
045. Shoes? Sneakers. Usually Athletic Works brand bought at Wal-Mart.
046. Subjects? Painting.

IN THE PAST YEAR I ... :
047. [ ] kissed in the snow
048. [x] celebrated Halloween
049. [ ] had your heart broken
050. [ ] went over the minutes on your cell phone No, but the texts are killing me.
051. [x] someone questioned your sexual orientation *growls* -_-;
052. [ ] came out of the closet
053. [ ] gotten pregnant
054. [ ] had an abortion
055. [x] done something you've regretted All the freaking time. x.x
056. [x] broke a promise
057. [x] hid a secret
058. [x] pretended to be happy
059. [ ] met someone who changed your life
060. [ ] pretended to be sick
061. [x] left the country Went to Germany!
062. [x] tried something you normally wouldn't try and liked it
063. [x] cried over the silliest thing You wouldn't believe it was a country song on YouTube, would you?
064. [ ] ran a mile
065. [x] went to the beach with your best friend
066. [x] stay single the whole year In the real world, yes, I'm single.

CURRENTLY:
067. Eating? Nothing.
068. Drinking? Water.
069. I'm about to? Get to bed.
070. Listening to? Two computers humming.
071. Plans for today/tomorrow? Homework. -.-;;; and stopping the ant invasion in my room where they found my dog's food bowl...
072. Waiting for? Myself to get in gear and focus on my work (like I should be doing now...)

YOUR FUTURE:
073. Want kids? Hard to say. Gotta meet the right girl first.
074. Want to get married? Maybe.
075. Careers in mind? Something that makes me money and doesn't kill me with infuriatingly boring or impossible work.

WHICH IS BETTER ON A BOY/GIRL?
076. Lips or eyes? Eyes.
077. Shorter or taller? Either/or.
078. Romantic or spontaneous? *shrugs*
079. Nice stomach or nice arms? Personality is more important to me, though good looks are always nice.
080. Sensitive or loud? Sensitive? Loudness all the time gets old...
081. Hookup or relationship? Kinda have to have the former to get the latter a lot of the time...
082. Troublemaker or hesitant? I have enough trouble in my life.

HAVE YOU EVER:
083. Lost glasses/contacts? No.
084. Ran away from home? Nope.
085. Held a gun/knife for self defense? No, but I used to carry a Mercedes hood ornament (the 3-pointed star part) that was kind of sharp.
086. Killed somebody? Just bugs. Heck, I slammed on the brakes to avoid hitting a squirrel the other day. I don't like killing things.
087. Broken someone's heart? It feels like it sometimes.
088. Been arrested? No.
089. Cried when someone died? Yes.

DO YOU BELIEVE IN:
090. Yourself? As a person, yes. Do I doubt my abilities? All too often.
091. Miracles? They happen.
092. Love at first sight? Hard to say. Hasn't struck me yet in real life.
093. Heaven? Yes.
094. Santa Claus? He's skipped my house quite a bit in the past decade.
095. Sex on the first date? No.
096. Kiss on the first date? Depends, if the feelings are there.

ANSWER TRUTHFULLY: (apparently it's okay to lie on all the other questions)
097. Is there one person you want to be with right now? Hard to say which one. I owe a few people hugs right now.
098. Are you seriously happy with where you are in life? Unsure.
099. Do you believe in God? Yes.

100. Post as 100 truths and tag 10 people. I tag...
Your face.
Your mom's face.
The one-armed, one-legged, one-eyed man over there!