12 Days of Christmas parody

The Few Dozen Cars That My Rich Aunt Bought For Me
a parody of "The Twelve Days of Christmas"

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At the local car dealer my rich aunt bought for me...
A new Ford Mustang GT.

At the repo auto auction my rich aunt bought for me...
Two pickup trucks
And a Chrysler 300C.

At one more repo auction my rich aunt bought for me...
Three S-10s,
Two Chevy Luvs,
And a gold pimped-out Grand Marquis.

At the next public auction my rich aunt bought for me...
Four Firebirds,
Three Coronets,
Two Dodge Magnums,
And an ex-cop Chevy Caprice.

At the Barrett-Jackson auction, my rich aunt bought for me:
Five Ferraris...
Four Thunderbirds,
Three Corvettes,
Two Camaros,
and a Shelby Cobra S/C.

At a local used car dealer my rich aunt bought for me:
Six Dodge Daytonas,
Five Merc Capris...
Four old Sunbirds,
Three Fairlanes,
Two Impalas,
And a blue Pontiac Grand Prix.

When my crazy uncle Bob died, his will bequeathed to me:
Seven Porsche Carreras,
Six Testarossas,
Five Bugattis...
Four huge Hummers,
Three Tempests,
Two VeeDub Bugs,
And a big beige Plymouth Fury.

Through the Auto Trader paper my rich aunt bought for me:
Eight Eldorados,
Seven old Panteras,
Six Plymouth Dusters,
Five Merc Mystiques...
Four New Yorkers,
Three Chevettes,
Two Cordobas,
And a two-door Ford LTD.

On another used car lot, my rich aunt bought for me:
Nine Chrysler Sebrings,
Eight Colorados,
Seven Cad Cateras,
Six Chevy Novas,
Five Avantis...
Four Land Rovers,
Three Ram Vans,
Two Tacomas,
And a chopped and flamed Mercury.

When they showed up I wondered where my rich aunt got these:
10 Chevy Monzas,
Nine Ford Torinos,
Eight Russian Ladas,
Seven Rivieras,
Six Corvair Corsas,
Five 323s...
Four coupe Astres,
Three Trabants,
Two Auroras,
And a big Olds Cutlass Supreme.

After going to the junk yard my rich aunt bought for me:
11 Dodge Polaras,
10 four-door Hondas,
Nine Karmann Ghias,
Eight Dodge Miradas,
Seven old Fieros,
Six small Corollas,
Five Dodge Omnis...
Four LeSabres,
Three Aspens,
Two Lagunas,
And a white Buick Century.

I have no place to put them; my aunt gives them to me:
12 Silverados,
11 Monte Carlos,
10 Ford Granadas,
Nine El Caminos,
Eight Toronados,
Seven Nissan Xterras,
Six Mustang Cobras,
Five Mercedes...
Four Dodge Vipers,
Three Valiants,
Two Luminas,
...and threw in a Yugo for free.