CARS is a movie that applies human personalities and qualities to vehicles, and turns them into the characters. Well, what if we reverse-engineer that and translate the CARS back into people? You might get a lineup like this:
From left: Lightning McQueen, Sally Carrera, Mater, Doc Hudson, Luigi, Guido, Filmore, Sarge, Lizzie, Red, Ramone, Flo, The King, Chick Hicks, Sheriff, Dusty, Rusty, Wingo, DJ, Boost, Snot Rod, and Mack.
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